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Introduction
I was writing an article yesterday morning, when I was visited by a demon that blew up our local electrical service. It took the power company 28 hours to fix the damage. After the power went on, I discovered the lightning strike took away our microwave oven, satellite service, TV and an air cleaner, none of which were on at the time. It also fused circuit breakers, and blew out fluorescent lamps. All this in a flash, which I saw and heard explode in my kitchen. This is just the latest of the really unusual weather, including tornados, we've been having in the Sacramento area; weather that breaks 100+ year records....

Introduction

I was writing an article yesterday morning, when I was visited by a demon that blew up our local electrical service. It took the power company 28 hours to fix the damage. After the power went on, I discovered the lightning strike took away our microwave oven, satellite service, TV and an air cleaner, none of which were on at the time. It also fused circuit breakers, and blew out fluorescent lamps. All this in a flash, which I saw and heard explode in my kitchen.

This is just the latest of the really unusual weather, including tornados, we've been having in the Sacramento area; weather that breaks 100+ year records....

Of course, we know there is no global climate change.

Lightning strikes here, but I am wondering why it doesn't strike the Oval Office?

The Bandit claims he has the authority to order illegal wire-taps, and plans to keep on doing it. He admits to having done 30 of them already. I am wondering why no one is saying, "IMPEACH! IMPEACH!" ?

The Bandit admits he lied in his pretexts for the Conquest of Iraq. He intends to keep American soldiers there indefinitely. I am wondering why the Bandit's nose is not growing longer?

I guess Washington, D.C. is not governed by the same laws as California. It must be something about the Potomac water.

Lightning Strikes